Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Princess Bride 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  “nothing gave buttercup as much pleasure as ordering westley around” she’s sooooo me

  also this is the best movie ever made bar none

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  the twilight zone would’ve done this better in the 1960s i’m afraid

Popular reviews

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  The Count of Monte Cristo 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Apr 2023

  this movie bangs. the dude has infinite rizz. I love spite

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  Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 1992

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Dec 2023

  Home Alone: hehe I’m gonna make them slip on some banana peels and stick feathers all over them!

  Home Alone 2: prepare to meet god