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  Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  ...he did WHAT in a hospital?

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  Scarface 1932

  ★★ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  My favorite part is the pseudo-PSA in the middle telling the audience that gangsters are bad and the government won't do shit to stop them

Popular reviews

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  I won't lie. Half of why I hate this movie is because of how goddamn ugly Jake Gyllenhaal is. But the other half is because it's just a display nihilistic and full of itself "I'm 14 and this is deep" behavior and I can't stand it. Go watch Death Note or something if you want that (don't do that Death Note sucks too)

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  Take This Waltz 2011

  ½ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  Absolutely sauceless film. Zero zest for life is present. The only takeaways from this film are that Seth Rogen ruins every serious performance he's in because of that god awful laugh of his, and that Michelle Williams's character SUCKS! She is the worst!!!

  Oh yeah, and that scene in the bar? Lunacy. Keep that shit on Wattpad.

  It gets half a star because Seth Rogen's whole persona is cooking chicken and that was pretty funny actually.

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