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Never Say Never Again 1983
In a world where this film exists, I will never be watching the monstrosity that is Thunderball. And that’s the kind of never I sure as shit will be saying again.
This movie takes everything you know about James Bond and shoves its 3-inch dick in your ass. Liked the action in all the other movies? Let’s have Bond throw a fucking vial of his own piss at the enemy’s face. Thought he was a little too scandalous before? He…
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Who Killed Santa? A Murderville Murder Mystery 2022
This was so fucking stupid i loved it
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The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa 2012
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I think the plot of the gummy bear being a retired porno star addicted to crack was amazing. Him struggling through America as he is Muslim touched me as a Muslim too. I cried my eyes out when he had to go back to porno. The second act was amazing. The first act was boring. The third act was a fucking masterpiece. The sex scene in the credits where he cums into the gummy cola is flat out cinema. The second credits scene where he actually died is the single best scene in cinema.
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