bryantj_dense

bryantj_dense

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  • Super Mario Brothers: Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach

    ★★★

  • Megamind

    ★★★★½

  • Six Degrees of Separation

    ★★★½

  • Wild Wild West

    ★★

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  • Super Mario Brothers: Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach

    Super Mario Brothers: Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach

    ★★★

    It’s MAR10 Day once again, and why not celebrate this wonderful occasion by watching the first ever Mario film! I don’t know why Japan thought it was a good idea to make an entire film out of ONE NES GAME, but it was fun enough and could’ve been worse. Although, if I got cucked the same way Mario did in this after all that hard work to save Peach’s bitch-ass, I would’ve thrown hands.

  • Megamind

    Megamind

    ★★★★½

    I just watched one of my favorite YouTubers reenact this entire movie on a livestream, so I think that counts as a rewatch!

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  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★★½

    I did something I thought I’d never do, and that’s lower the score of one of my favorite movies of all time. It all has to do with Can You Feel the Love Tonight. I majorly fell out of love with that song, and the scenes that surround it. Not only does that song remind of the songs from Brother Bear, being sung by some mysterious voice instead of the actual characters, but I’m just not invested in their relationship.…

  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    ★★★★

    This feels like one of Dreamworks least talked about movies, despite winning an Oscar and being made by the well respected Aardman. I wouldn’t call it underrated, because people do give the movie its respect, but I just wish it was discussed more in conversation, but that’s just me.

    Everything in the film is just so damn charming, including the characters. They don’t really have anything THAT interesting going on, but I like them regardless. Highlights are Gromit and Victor!…

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