Bryan

Bryan Patron

Movies are dreams that you never forget. 
Movies are living proof that I am not alone.

Favorite films

  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • Aftersun
  • The Peanut Butter Falcon
  • Whiplash

Recent activity

All
  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★½

  • Memoir of a Snail

    ★★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Good, not great. And I so desperately wanted it to be great. 

    Pattinson rules though

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

    Saw it on the Disney cruise, so that was a cool experience.

    I didn’t hate it. I didn’t love it. I’ll give them credit for at least trying to incorporate or continue storylines from older movies and Disney + shows, even if nobody remembers them, caress about them, or likes those properties.

    This is also definitely a product of the current state of the MCU where even I I found myself enjoying it more than anticipated, I still ask, does any of this shit still matter.

Popular reviews

More
  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

    ★★½

    Not one musical number by a group of animated crawdads, misleading title

  • The Mean One

    The Mean One

    ★★★

    What can I say…it’s horribly written, terribly acted, looks like made for tv shit, and the CG blood was unforgivable…

    …but my god did I have a blast and loved seeing a B-movie like this in an actual movie theater. 

    I wish the movie would’ve had more scenes with energy similar to the diner scene, or at least maybe told more of the story from the perspective of ‘the mean one’ just to give David Howard Thornton a little more…

Following

197