Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Fuck me good, fuck me long, fuck me numb
  Love me now, when I'm gone love me none
  Love me none, love me none

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  I love the games
  I like the movie
  I love the lore
  I love Josh hutcherson
  I’ve owned the end credit song since the first day it was released on Apple Music
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Popular reviews

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  The Art of Getting By 2011

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  What an apathetic bum

  Leaving things to the last minute final boss

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  Why Stop Now? 2012

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Turns out trying to put your mom into rehab ends with you being on a drug run!

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