BRYeager

BRYeager

Favorite films

  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula
  • The Piano Teacher
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

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  • Mickey 17

    ★½

  • The Substance

    ★½

  • Red Rooms

    ★★★★

  • AGGRO DR1FT

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★½

    okay so you sit down in the theater and from the jump it’s off to a great start. you have arguably the generation’s greatest movie star giving another exceptional and strange performance, engaging with a fun and compelling concept. and for those first 30 minutes, it’s funny, bleak, gripping - everything you’re looking for in a popcorn movie in 2025. and you can’t wait to watch this compelling character engage in variations of this compelling concept for the next two…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★½

    eh.

    first off, there is no universe where this needs to be nearly two and a half hours long. good god, that is absurd. however, i am convinced there is a pretty killer 80 minute film buried in there somewhere.

    there is really nothing worse than a film that simultaneously thinks it’s oh so smart but treats its audience like idiots. it is in no way a complicated film, yet is constantly hand-holding you with mini callbacks to make sure…

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  • AGGRO DR1FT

    AGGRO DR1FT

    ★★★★★

    my man is perpetually decades ahead of the knife. the full-throated embrace of stupidity/incoherence is anything but a mistake, and detractors treating it as a bug not feature betray an unwillingness to engage with the work on its own terms. if you were to weld aggro dr1ft’s aesthetic language to something like a “good story”, something would go missing - namely, the dr1ft. here, narrative conventions have been leveled into bare, utterly stupid forms in complete service to the image…

  • Gummo

    Gummo

    ★★★★★

    It’s a masterpiece 🤷