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Recent reviews

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  Transformers 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025 1

  Fuck you this movie is so fucking awesome

  Ben Coleman had never seen this so I made him watch it

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  Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  Only reason I watched this was for robot monkey. The bumblebee skydive scene though might have gotten this to five stars for me that kicked so much ass

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2024

  How can I exist in a reality where I’m forced to pick between Florence Pugh and Zendaya as my lovers

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2023

  Daniel Craig is the definition of daddy in a sexual way

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