Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shrek Forever After 2010

  ★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  so many coincidental things needed to swing the right way for everything to work out

  Rumpelstiltskin L villan. annoying, lame, Lord Farquaad clears. shit Prince Charming clears lmao

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  Annihilation 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  all of my prior knowledge of this movie comes from the bottom of the barrel anti-intilecutal "X movie explained" videos that i used to binge before i really got into actually watching the movies. how did this soar over so many peoples heads when it came out? this literally makes its themes so blatant almost to a fault lmao

  i love the way everything looks, especially the body horror gross shit i.e the human mold sculpture and the intestine worms. the flora was also really pretty shout-out to the crew that assembled all of that

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  i will NOT horny post about Naomi Ackie i will not (i wish she would snap my neck with her t-) STOP

  kinda lost me for a bit but they bring it back pretty quickly. strikes a near perfect balance between being a comedy and drama (mr. Bong is a master of striking this balance and has been doing so for decades)

  what the hell was Mark Ruffalo doing man LOL. i loved it but it was also highly off putting. it was like a Trump impression by a guy who has only ever seen like one 5 minute video of a rally

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  Shrek the Third 2007

  ★★★½ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  i laughed out loud more than once. definitely not as good as the previous two but but still decent