Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  God the vape hits just absolutely rip

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  Love 2015

  ★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025 1

  hahah haha ha ha

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Apr 2022 1

  shout out to the woman behind me in the cinema who during the final battle said 'g'won lad'

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★ Watched 22 Dec 2023 4

  this film hates women, hates poor people, hates queer people, tries to hate the rich (doesn't succeed) and certainly hates its audience given how it holds your hand into every twist like you've never seen a film before (in fact it relies on you having never seen a film before because you would instantly realise that it's artistically equivalent to a gifset on tumblr)

  throws supposedly gross sexual imagery randomly into the already thin plot to try to shock us,…