everybody hates the successful woman. if you’re a woman, don’t try to be successful, because you’re going to lose your love life and your social life, and what’s more important to a woman than that? you can only be successful if you fit the mold, especially physically, if you’re a woman. your boyfriend will not be happy if you put yourself or your work first. don’t miss his birthday. but if he gets a job in another city, you better be happy for him. you leave everything behind and go with him. don’t be a successful woman. be mediocre.
