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  • Lion-Girl
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
  • Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
  • Cutie Honey

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  • Plankton: The Movie

    ★★½

  • Despicable Me 4

    ★★★½

  • Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker's Nightmare

    ★★★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★½

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  • Plankton: The Movie

    Plankton: The Movie

    ★★½

    I could do without the mediocre musical numbers but I guess it was alright otherwise. I really dig the gal pals (sandy, ms puff, pearl, and karen) getting coffee seven days a week. This could have been a thing for a while, not sure, I’ve been out of the SpongeBob loop for a while. 

    It does feel a little like a shadow of the franchise’s former self but I’m also aware it’s found enough success to go on for this long so maybe I’m just old 🤷‍♀️

  • Despicable Me 4

    Despicable Me 4

    ★★★½

    despicable me was okay. despicable me 2 came to me at a weird place in my life and gave me a lot of comfort seeing it in the small theatre I worked in one day. despite never seeing the third or any of the minions movies, I find myself attached to these characters still and I dunno it’s cute.

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  • Gender Transformation: The Untold Realities

    Gender Transformation: The Untold Realities

    ½

    I don’t ‘review bomb’ things but I saw an extended trailer for this on YouTube and that’s all I need to see. Misinformation by the misinformed and paranoid, backed up by a few ex-trans people and skewed to fit their anti-trans agendas. 

    “Why is this all happening at once?”

    I dunno. Why did a bunch of women come out about sexual abuse? Solidarity. Support. Maybe not being so afraid to be themselves because there’s more. They pretend we’re the gender…

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    Hundreds of Beavers is like an episode of Looney Toons and a midwestern Legend of Zelda, all rolled up into a black-and-white artsy silent film. At times, it’s a horror movie. At other times, it’s a romance. It’s a lot of things but most notably it’s an expertly crafted endless rollercoaster of fun. 

    For a silent film over 100 minutes long, it never gets boring. This has a lot to do with how it builds things up. Just like a…