Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Dim the lights… start the music… and let the best cardinal win! *bomb explosion*

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  Train to Busan 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  My favorite part was Ma Dong Seok bodying his way thru the zombies like he’s the Incredible Hulk

Popular reviews

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  Slumber Party Massacre II 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2024

  his radiocuntivity just melted the Slaynobyl reactor and pussified the land for a thousand years

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2024

  his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me

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