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Recent reviews

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  Revenge 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  absolutely gnarly. god bless u coralie

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  maybe i’ll pay for gta online
  that was rlly heartwarming and silly and beautiful. artists never stop can’t stop won’t stop. I still don’t understand shakespeare tho

Popular reviews

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  Cinderella 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Feb 2024

  when I was in high school I had a class where every friday we went around and said what we were gonna do on the weekend (hated it). it got to my turn and I said “idk i’ll probably go watch a movie or something” and my teacher asked “oh yeah and see what? the new cinderella?” and I said “mmm no it has too many white people” and EVERYONE in the class turned and looked at me. the teacher…

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  Paranormal Activity 3 2011

  ★★★ Rewatched 07 May 2023

  i liked this house’s layout except for them making the girls sleep in basically the loft. like where’s their privacy

  gaslighting wife this time. husband should’ve been spared instead he got SNAPPED

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