Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Resident 2011

  ★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  so i wanted to watch jeffrey dean morgan suck fingers and jerk off. sue me

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  "she probably just wants to be alone."
  "no one wants to be alone, dude."

  jesse eisenberg i love you second only to will sharpe and i need your next film like, yesterday

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  at one point i was so horny i felt sick

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  Pornographer 2018

  ★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  why are you guys watching a series called PORNOGRAPHER and being upset that it’s sleazy… PORNOGRAPHER

  
  (now watch mood indigo!)