Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I’m not gonna get gaslit into thinking that sauce isn’t important. It is important

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024 1

  PayPal: You received 10,000,000 Marks from Herr Hutter

  Herr Hutter: he won’t treat you like I do baby 

  Herr Hutter: Baby please don’t text Nosferatu back 

  Missed Call from Herr Hutter (500)

  Nosferatu: daddy long dick just landed in Wisborg, what’s good?

Popular reviews

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  Sorcerer 1977

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  Friedkin communicates three essential truths:
  A) this is how movies are supposed to look 
  B) men are meant to die at their place of employment
  C) trucks are cool

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Feb 2023

  This movie STINKS. Saving graces: cute little dog, ikea tiktok guy getting his bag