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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I think it was missing another turn of the screw, some more tension within their relationship that forced either of them to do some increasingly more daring spy stuff, but overall i was EXTREMELY satisfied with my IN-THEATER experience. Spy whodunnit that delivers? in 2025?!?! incredible. 

  michael fassbinder has aged perfectly into the sinewy brit spy he plays and cate blanchett is hot. Pierce Brosnan reminded me of my curmudgeon grandpa and i was excited to see him reprise his role as a bureaucratic warmongering 007. Surrounding cast was excellent and costumes were nice, occasionally on the nose LOL

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  Visions of Suffering 2006

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Incredible textures and effects. alongside the canon goth vampire images and russian witch/vampire undergoing hyperspeed Silent Hill treatment, it has incredible moments of originality, most notably the Bridge sequence which ive never seen anything like. A number of characters worth mentioning: the men in hats, the vampire hunter, the northern russian witch. i could watch those three for the whole film duration but instead they wanted to show gore and soft core porn. thats fine too tho. sound design was like %80 of the movie. so so so so good sound

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2024 4

  expectations were met. a delicate balance of Hitchcock-level paranoia/camerawork and then absolute stupidity. stupid good, everythings acceptable if it gets me to some crazy new psycho scenario. it was shot all in-sequence and it shows really nicely. every moment takes as much time as it needs to set up the elaborate string of escape routes, SWAT positions, weapons acquired, etc. i love the characterization of THE BUTCHER as completely undetectable. the Monster among us. among us. 

  seeing it in theaters hearing everyone screaming at the screen and cussing out actors for not locking the goddamn door! it was really really REALLY FUN!!!!

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★ Watched 18 Apr 2023 2

  Horribly depressed. I cannot believe Illumination is allowed to make kids movies. HOW does warfare, physical violence, killing and death, torture and NUCLEAR BOMBS belong in a kids movie, especially in one of the most FUN video game universes ever. Absolutely 0.0 creativity. Not a single idea. 

  
  The writers of these films cant write themselves out of the most rich creative world without torturing Toad, melting Luigi, nuclear bombing Mushroom Kingdom, destroying Brooklyn, beating up Mario and giving him a…