Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Martin 1977

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  If they made this movie about a girl being a witch instead of a guy being a vampire it would be the most twitter giffed film of all time. Anyways it was really good

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  God's Not Dead 2 2016

  ★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  Did not need to be two hours, get real. Halfway through  they stop caring about defending this stupid teacher and just use the trial to prove jesus was real and the son of god. Great ray wise performance

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  Watched 26 May 2022

  another stupid baby movie for grown men. cocomelon if ur a guy between 20-40. idk i didnt watch it but id probably enjoy it actually but thats not important.

  current pavement ranking:
  1. wowee zowee / slanted and enchanted (tie)
  3. brighten the corners
  4. terror twilight
  5. crooked rain

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  The horror was not elevated, minus one star