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  The Seed of the Sacred Fig 2024

  ★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  The title of the film threw me, thought it might be a spectacular and pacey culinary trip through Iran, I was very wrong and consequently failed to take snacks & drinks with me. It’s very long! My throat was parched, my stomach was gurgling.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  I wasn’t prepared for the amount of red in this film. It didn’t match my cheddar cheese snacks. If I’d have known, I would’ve taken a watermelon and tomato salad…

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  Another Happy Day 2011

  ★★½ Rewatched 30 Jan 2025

  Why was this described as a comedy??!!

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Not ‘arf bad…albeit lengthy. Just as well I took my packed lunch, but my water was warm by the end of the film!

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