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  The Polar Express 2004

  ★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025 1

  Tom hanks is poo

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  Bama Rush 2023

  ½ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  Out of 100 minutes:

  50 spent talking about alopecia 
  5 spent talking about how microphones worked
  15 spent following a girl who clearly doesn’t want to rush

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  Home Alone 1990

  Watched 15 Nov 2024

  Watched at 7:30 am on a 16 inch tv from 25ft away at the mechanic while I got an oil change

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  The Bridgewater Triangle 2013

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2024

  Not only do I believe they found Bigfoot in MA, but i believe that that pot belly “alien” was Smallfoot.

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