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The Love Witch 2016
jesus this shit was boring and unfunny. i thought "certainly a movie about a hot witchy lady manipulating men can't be anything but amazing" but i was wrong
if you think this is camp... oh, brother
the one star is for elaine's wardrobe. they really played barbie dress up with her and i love that
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The Florida Project 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
idk how else to describe this movie beyond saying everything in it is So Real. the characters are real, the dialogue is real, the lives and experiences portrayed are real. you feel like you know these people. as a result, this movie keeps you fully immersed throughout and leaves you seriously heartbroken by the end
also willem dafoe was hot in this. whateverrr
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The Shape of Water 2017
i am not sorry to admit that i just really enjoy love stories between women and creatures.
it speaks to the desire of wanting to be with a man but like... not wanting to be with a man. wanting to be with something more exciting, curious, interesting, taboo, and dangerous in a way that isn't informed by patriarchy, but instinct.
and how delicious to tame and teach a beast that acts on pure instinct...
in short: sexy ass movie for bitches like me
also: this could have just as easily been a review for Disney's "Beauty and the Beast"
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