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Recent reviews

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

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  Buying a ticket for this obviously shit movie and not watching it so Hasbro has another way to monetize D&D aside from OneD&D and gutting the OGL

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

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  MARIO IS NOT FROM BROOKLYN THERE IS NO PORTAL BETWEEN OUR OUR EARTH AND THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM MARIO WAS BORN IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND RAISED BY YOSHI AS DETAILED IN THE EVENTS OF "SUPER MARIO WORLD 2: YOSHI'S ISLAND" THIS IS ADOPTION ERASURE AND SO FUCKED UP

Popular reviews

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  Allen v. Farrow 2021

  ½ Added 6

  The Farrows haven't had a chance to tell their side of the story yet, except in Mia Farrow's Vanity Fair features, Ronan and Dylan Farrow's hour-long television interviews, the dozens of op-eds Ronan Farrow has written post-#MeToo, Ronan Farrow's husband's popular and critically acclaimed podcast, and Mia Farrow's "Free Roman Polanski" video she made for the Oscars.

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  The Batman 2022

  ½ Added 2

  Batman: It looks like the Riddler left us a Cypher.
  Alfred: I solved it. It says "Batman I did a crime."

  Letterboxd reviews: ZOMG BATMAN WITH SHADES OF ZODIAC FIVE STARS

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