colin, first of his name

colin, first of his name Patron

80% george costanza, 20% seth cohen

my opinions expire after ~3 years

he/him

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Almost Famous
  • Stop Making Sense
  • Twin Peaks: The Return

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  • Captain Ahab: The Story of Dave Stieb

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★★

  • Porco Rosso

    ★★★★½

  • Only Yesterday

    ★★★★½

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    (for the record, this is a legitimate log. mulholland drive at 2pm on a thursday feels wrong, but not watching it felt even worse)

    I feel stupid for feeling the need to write something about a man I didn’t know. And I feel even stupider for calling my dad on the phone to let him know and instantly breaking into tears. Real genuine tears, the most I’ve cried since my grandmother passed away, all over a 78 year old man…

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

    (A+)

    the shot of the statue of liberty with the score kicking in is already all timer shit and that’s how it fucking STARTS

    absolutely monumental.