Landon

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Just some troglodyte who likes movies a tad bit too much

Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Hundreds of Beavers

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • The Host

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Another bong hit

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

    The best Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory remake we've got so far

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  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★½

    My 1000th movie logged! I had the biggest grin on my face the entire runtime after seeing such cartoonishly depraved insanity.

  • Gummo

    Gummo

    ★★★★

    This movie smells like armpit and this is the visual equivalent of huffing paint with that kid from school who reeked of cigarettes inside of his parent's overcrowded and roach infested garage on a hot August afternoon.

    The soundtrack to this also goes so hard

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