Burtacamoose

Burtacamoose

Just an American who was force fed too much media.

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • The Blues Brothers
  • Akira
  • Labyrinth

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  • The Satellite Girl and Milk Cow

    ★★★

  • Robot Carnival

    ★★★★

  • The Three Musketeers

    ★★★

  • Pee-wee's Big Adventure

    ★★★

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  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★

    This film is Saw for children, and Wonka is a serial murderer. I'm not sure why people love this movie so much. It scared the living hell out of me as a kid, so I don't think it had the intended effect of instilling wonder and delighting with song. If we're being totally honest, I'm probably the weirdo here, but do remember that the author of the book it was based on was a goddamned MI6 agent. And they know a couple of things about torture and murder.

  • Nothing but Trouble

    Nothing but Trouble

    I just remember thinking how I paid a dollar to see this movie in a theater. And that I wanted my dollar back. Despite the presence of Humpty somewhere near the end and Dan Ackroyd.

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  • No Maps for These Territories

    No Maps for These Territories

    ★★★½

    There are worse ways to pass some time than to listen to William Gibson talk for an hour or so. Gives some insight into who the man is, which is cool because he doesn't usually talk all that much about himself, which he does a bit here.

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