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Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Slight die hard vibes, I had fun. Josh Harnett was creepy. Definitely written by a man in his 50s. When I got to the halfway mark I was like “how the fuck are we only halfway?” The ending kinda feels rushed? Idk im not good at articulating this typa shit.

  It’s cool they made a whole album for this movie, but I’ll prob forget about that after a couple days. Speaking of albums; Playboi carti’s album was not bad, it…

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  Bird 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  So fucking confused. Such a weird uncomfy vibe, I dig it. Watch Barry Keoghan be a scumbag(ish?) father in real time.
  Wish I could justify the 4 stars but I can’t it’s just good.

Popular reviews

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  A Different Man 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Could be my fave from 2024. The craziest tone, I love how it keeps turning. Adam Pearson rules. Renate Reinsve should be in everything. I love when a 3rd act moves exponentially faster than the others. Gonna start a new tag from now on for when the movie shows full dong.

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Big producer movie. I wanted this to be better. Feels thrown together. Cool sets though.
  “That’s the mother of all secrets😮”

  Amalia’s reaction: how’re you gonna get two of the hottest people in Hollywood to do a romantic movie and not show them bang.

  2.25 stars*