Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  It's Such a Beautiful Day 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

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  The Truman Show 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  You know, maybe the Australia deniers are onto something.

Popular reviews

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  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is a mo- OMG IS THAT MY GOAT SALLAH?

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  [lights Cigar]

  Are you ready, kids?
  Aye, aye, Captain
  I can't hear you
  Aye, aye, Captain
  Oh
  Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
  SpongeBob SquarePants
  Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
  SpongeBob SquarePants
  If nautical nonsense be something you wish
  SpongeBob SquarePants
  Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
  SpongeBob SquarePants (Ready?)
  SpongeBob SquarePants
  SpongeBob SquarePants
  SpongeBob SquarePants
  SpongeBob SquarePants
  Ah-hah, ha-ha-ha
  Ah-hah, ha-ha-har
  [Flute Riff: SpongeBob]

  [Sheds Tear]

  Absolute Kino. 10/10

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