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bushydio

Most movies are bad and you’re dumb for liking anything

Favorite films

  • Evil Dead II
  • GoodFellas
  • Halloween
  • Saw VI

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  • Spaceballs

    ★★★★★

  • Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★★

  • The Money Pit

    ★★

  • Jacob's Ladder

    ★★★★★

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  • Spaceballs

    Spaceballs

    ★★★★★

    This movie could not be better. It’s fucking hilarious. I have seen it hundreds of times and I still laugh every scene. If you don’t like it you’re probably a nazi or retarded, or both.

  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★★

    Yes, war is brutal—no one denies that—but Apocalypse Now completely ignores the stakes of Vietnam. It reduces the fight against communist expansion to a hallucinatory spectacle of absurdity and moral decay. Where is the acknowledgment of why we were there? The sacrifices made to stop a totalitarian ideology from spreading? Instead, we get a film obsessed with madness, questioning authority, and making our forces look as bad—if not worse—than the enemy.

    Coppola’s direction is masterful, the visuals stunning, and the…

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  • Jigsaw

    Jigsaw

    ½

    Bring back Hoffman

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★★

    Absolute banger. Makes me want to commit suicide.

    I like any movie with midgets and a villain with principles, and lots of sniff and shit. I wish I lived somewhere with alcoves.

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