Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  In the Family 2011

  Watched 18 Jun 2023

  "that nothing-around-the-house stuff...that's what I miss"

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  Ga-ga: Glory to the Heroes 1986

  Watched 18 Aug 2022

  The gleefully nightmarish yin to O-bi O-ba's yang of inescapable doom. Though the bleakness of this world is no less total. Like Paul Verhoeven directing Kafka.

Popular reviews

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  Sweet Bean 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2018

  Ever cried relentlessly at a movie about fucking BEAN PASTE?!

  Cause I sure have jesus christ

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  Le Notti Bianche 1957

  Watched 12 Mar 2018 10

  I think I WOULD have really liked this movie.

  Unfortunately, the theater was full of solipsistic millennial fuckbags, who could not get over the apparently hilarious fact that human beings existed before them, and that context exists beyond their entitled bubbles.

  No one gives a radioactive tit what you have to say during a movie, so SHUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE OFF AND SHUT YOUR GOB. If you can't do those two things, stay out of the theater. And also die, thanks.