Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  how many times does howard canonically orgasm in this movie

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  The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i'd actually never seen it before this but i was always really into their superhero designs. mr krabs as a sick ass robot is awesome as fuck. but the advertising for this movie really overhyped the superhero stuff for it only to be for so little time.

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2025

  so glad i know what it's like to be a tennis court now

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  Blended 2014

  ★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  "oh cool i just won a trip to Africa. let me call the Hallmark camera crew"