ayelet tenenbaum

ayelet tenenbaum Pro

universally loved and adored freak of nature

Favorite films

  • Eastern Promises
  • Dogtooth
  • The Piano Teacher
  • Videodrome

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  • The Northman

    ★★★★★

  • 300

  • Talk to Me

    ★★★★★

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    Whoa

  • 300

    300

    Sometimes even a bad movie is a good movie

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    Can’t believe people were saying this shit was boring or slow, I was watching it like a white dad watches like a football game…
    Willem Dafoe is the best part of anything he’s in. also not nearly as horny as people were saying it was. The Count Orlok full frontal was kind of amazing though. i really do not care
    for nicholas hoult’s face either

  • Lake Mungo

    Lake Mungo

    fuck this boring stupid movie