In the words of South Park, “say what you want about Mel Gibson, he sure knows story structure”
Having said this, the film kind of sucks. Nothing makes sense and the story is made up as he goes along. Mark Wahlberg does nothing and the plot is as predictable as an XL Bully in a room full of toddlers but it has a good story structure. Pretty much all I can say about it.
3/10
This time I watched the not extended cut.
Pile of pretentious snobby shite.
You could use this film as a torture method, the dialogue is so annoying to listen to I can’t bare it. Stop talking like wankers throughout the film it’s not clever it just makes it insufferable to listen to.
Defo one of those films where if you admit to not get it someone will pretend that they got it and act as if you’re stupid for not getting it when the truth is that there is nothing to get about this disastrous monstrosity other than ‘oh wow appreciate life and don’t be afraid of death ooooooooo’ SHUT THE FUCK UP.
2.5/10
Tom Hanks fingered a fish.
My girlfriend thinks I have irritable bowel syndrome because I go for between 1 and 2 poos each day and they’re louder and smellier than hers. I do not have flipping IBS, she is constipated and in denial, it is healthy to go for a number 2 at least once a day and also extremely normal.
Having the shits does not mean you have IBS but for some reason in this politically correct world full…
