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Guardians of the Galaxy 2014
“now i’m standing, you happy? we’re all standing up now. buncha jackasses standing in a circle.”
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
just HORRENDOUS as a movie but i’d be lying if i said i didn’t have the time of my life. laura dern says “slid into my dms”. chris pratt strangles a dinosaur to death. there’s a swarm of fire cicadas raining down little dead cicada meteors. what more could you ever want
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John Mulaney: Baby J 2023
i saw this live in canada and he wouldn’t make the venmo joke in front of our audience because when he tried it in winnipeg he was met with silence and some guy in the back yelling “IT’S E-TRANSFER!!!”
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