Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  After seeing two Robert Pattinson at once I too would immediately ask for a 3 way 🙂‍↕️ THIS MOVIE WAS SO GOOD!!

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  oh that’s mother!

Popular reviews

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  My Old Ass 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Dec 2024

  genuinely this movie was a mess and i am surprised with how positive most of the reviews are. There’s like a future war subplot and audrey plaza is barely in it and plays no significant role genuinely to the story. She’s just like “don’t talk to this one guy” and then of course she talks to that one guy like duh. a straight awakening movie is crazy and chad was ugly

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ½ Watched 30 Dec 2023

  I do not know if they’re is a collective fog of pretty privilege washing over people who watching this movie and liked it but as someone who made it through this was actually one of the worst pieces of media to cross the screen in recent years. It is porn with porn level acting. Fully had a camera shot down a man’s urethra. This isn’t bringing any type of rom com back and you’re LYING if u say it is. Actually a hard horrible watch and I could only think of that tweet about Glenn Powell looking like a Capybara that wished to me human.

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