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  Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2008

  Rewatched 24 Feb 2025

  The Dracula musical gets lots of (deserved) love, but I’d pay good money to see an episode of Crime Scene or Animal Instinct

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  The Mummy 2017

  ★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  It could have been worse. It could have not had the scene where Ahmanet absolutely slaps Tom Cruise around.

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  The Gorge 2025

  Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Happy Valentine’s Day to us! Please hire me to write The Gorge 2: The Engorgement.

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  The Mummy Returns 2001

  Watched 17 Feb 2025 1

  Making Evy and Rick parents was a great addition for the sequel. And let’s normalize kissing in front of our kids!

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