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Buffalo '66 1998
What growing up a Bills fan does to a mf…
On a real note I’m literally obsessed with how this film is shot and how creatively the flashbacks take place. So simple yet so effective. Ricci is phenomenal, the atmosphere is so mournful and moving… and fuck it’s edited like shit but it serves its exact goal of making me feel stressed, not knowing what comes next. I know for a fact that this one will be sitting on my…
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Hundreds of Beavers 2022
Absolutely phenomenal. Looks nothing short of fantastic; oozes with utter style and homage to the absurdist humor of greats even like Chaplin. Yeah fuck it I’ll make the comparison.
Even if it wasn’t as visually stunning as it is, it’s such a tight and fun narrative that’s only my made better by its expertly executed physical comedy. Every visual gag whether stupid or clever gets some kind of payoff and it’s marvelous. Hilarious and charming.
GOATED MOVIE FR GO WATCH IT RN
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Longlegs 2024
OREGON MENTIONED RAHHHGGG, WHAT THE FUCK IS A SALES TAX!!!🌲🦫
Movie was alright, to me it’s kinda like the Youtube rewind of horror movies. Every single element of the plot is snagged from other popular horror movies in a weird mish mash. The entire first act where they’re figuring out the ciphers and such was great but eventually the entire movie getting chalked up to “He worships satan and satan bad” is so weak and lazy and just killed any…
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Jaws 1975
This movie scared my mom as a kid so she never let my brothers and I watch it, and once we reached the right age we just cared about other stuff I guess. I mean I knew the gist of it; I’d heard the music, I’d seen clips of the scenes on the Orca, and I’d seen the stuff on the animatronic shark.
However what I was not prepared for was this being literally one of the greatest films ever…
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