BWSchessler

BWSchessler

Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
  • Boogie Nights

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Mark Ruffalo pulls off the ultimate hat-on-a-hat performance with a dual impersonation of Trump and RFK

  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

    The first hour might be my favorite piece of worldbuilding ever

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    Half-baked execution for a cool idea. Elisabeth Sparkle’s Hollywood is a cheap parody of reality, where a daytime TV aerobics instructor can somehow afford a mansion in the hills. She’s getting pushed out by her producer (named Harvey, GET IT?) in favor of a younger starlet. Of course, the cool part is that this younger starlet sprang from Elisabeth’s body with the help of a mysterious substance, and the two are actually one and the same.

    Well, we’re told they’re…

  • Casablanca

    Casablanca

    ★★★★★

    Watched on the big screen. Wonderful experience. They played a Looney Tunes parody of the movie right after