Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2022

  This movie made me feel things, so many things and I cried and I was thrilled that Short Round was around for this

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  The Poughkeepsie Tapes 2007

  ★★ Watched 17 Jul 2022

  why was the ballooning necessary

Popular reviews

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  Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity 1987

  ★ Watched 26 Mar 2021

  Tiddies in space and post nut clarity “thanks” absolutely had me laughing. Movie makes 0 sense but made me laugh. Still an absolutely horrible movie. Potentially same level as dragon fury bad.

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  Jiu Jitsu 2020

  ★ Watched 26 Mar 2021

  This movie is so bad. It is so so so bad. The title makes no sense. There is literally no Japanese jiu-jitsu or Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Only watched for Nicholas Cage and he’s relevant for maybe 15 minutes. Sooooo bad. Not a lot of actual fighting either. 

  In all fairness, I did not watch this movie with high expectations, but I didn’t know the bar was so low to the point I can’t even fathom who and why this movie was created. Also why Nicholas Cage and also Frank Grillo thought it was a good movie to partake in.

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