Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Tamara 2005

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Like a mashup of Carrie/Jennifer's Body. But bad in a 2005 kinda way. Two unexpected wins for this movie: surprisingly bloody and gory & Tamara using her magic for a fushoji challengers (2024) moment 👌

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Cardinal Lawrence embodied the ben affleck smoking.jpeg @ the entire curia this whole movie. Can yall STOP having skeletons for me to find your closet for one goddamn minute?? 😤😤

Popular reviews

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  Theater Camp 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This movie has no business being this funny + all dialogue being ad libbed

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  The Vourdalak 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  The marionette went tf OFF with this one Benny from Halloweentown eat your heart out