Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Jul 2024

  Nicholas Cage Serving Cunt in Whiteface 

  “Hail Satan 😘😈👩🏻‍🦳😉”

  2024’s Best Comedy Film

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Jul 2024

  Like if Gregg Araki and Wes Anderson had a love child 

  Don’t remember the last time my jaw dropped so much while watching a movie

  Margaret Qualley’s fuck ass bob 

  Yeah… that was a weird three hours

Popular reviews

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jul 2024

  Casting a cat for a leading role >>>>>>

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  I Used to Be Funny 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jun 2024

  Good! Holds a great duality of funny and sad. Like a sweet and salty snack. Good lighting, nice use of color temperature as an emotional device. Song choice was too eager which was disappointing. More disappointing was the ending. Don’t think I’ve ever been so disappointed by an ending. I was edged. I’m serious like that hurt my feelings.