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Empire of the Sun 1987
“Would you like a Hershey bar?”
A film that seems out of place in this era of Spielberg. A slow, contemplative film about being displaced by disaster and not knowing your role in the mayhem. Personal growth is halted and the average person becomes a reflection of their environment. Everyone is affected except the biggest little twerp on the planet played by a seasoned Christian Bale. He’s humorously oblivious to his situation and acts as a beacon of light for…
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Star Trek: First Contact 1996
“Ahab spent years hunting the white whale that crippled him…”
Still not my favorite era of Trek but Picard becomes much more relatable this time around. His lust for revenge is basic but allows a more conventional relationship with the audience. Stewart is also much more compelling here, with a bit of anger to tap into. It’s a watchable film that never begs for much attention yet it’s still as thoughtful as a Trek film should be. On a rewatch I’ll probably just start here when it comes to the Picard films.
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Civil War 2024
“What kind of American are you?”
Bombastic and well worth the imax experience. There’s an unforgiving nature to the chain of events that’s horrifying but never for show. It’s an intimate character study about people trying to do a normal job in extraordinary circumstances. So much incredible force in all of the filmmaking. We feel like we’re right in the middle of everything. As terrifying as it can be, there’s so many opportunities for beauty. A number of images and…
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
“The world needs the avengers.”
- A terrible movie in spite of Mackie trying desperately to save it. Making Cap a presidential bootlicker is certainly a choice. It’s like none of the 35 screenwriters have ever heard of Captain America before. He stands for the ideals the flag is supposed to represent. Not just blindly following the will of an obviously shitty president.
- Cap is black? Let’s put a bunch of shitty rap songs on the sound track!
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