Before we get started... Meet the Robinsons > Avengers Endgame
*Nut taps you and runs out of the room*
Apologies for using the Wattpad esc double asterisk, the AO3 demon that lives in my subconscious took control of me.
Meet the Robinsons is an old movie, released before Princes and the Frog which is wild to my internal clock. Furthermore, this movie was Disney's first CG movie featuring a fully humanoid cast. This is pretty noticeable given the reused facial models…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Ok, so this movie is a loaded bag. Lets be real, its horny, its raunchy, but its also engaging and dramatic and very, very silly at times. I personally liked it allot and not just because of Jacob Elordie :). I didn't see the "twist" coming and it does a good job of dragging your perceptions of the main character back and forth.
Now that the boring stuff is out of they way, lets get to the REAL reason people…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Read my Pacific Rim review for more context but the short of it is that I think that the first movie was great. Fun, well animated and overall just a silly goofy time.
Pacific Rim Uprising is neither silly nor goofy nor fun. I will say that it is beautifully animated but my point still stands, it fucking sucks.
I'm just going to rip the Band-Aid off here, the villain has futuristic drift sex with a Kaiju brain he thinks…
ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A REVIEW FOR THE BIG TIME MOVIE
This is reviewing A BIG TIME CHRISTMAS, and hour long special but Letterboxd doesn't have it.
I watch A Big Time Christmas every year, its a weird tradition at this point, in the same category as watching the Nightmare Before Christmas on both Halloween and Christmas.
Regardless, BTR will always be amazing as I loved the show so much. While I was never a one direction person, BTR struck…
