Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crank 2006

  Watched 24 Apr 2022 3

  I also want a blowjob while in a high speed car chase in order to keep me alive.

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Apr 2022

  Everyone in this film is hot. Willem Dafoe reigns supreme though.

Popular reviews

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  Gulliver's Travels 2010

  ★½ Watched 15 Nov 2020

  Our prophet Jack once said, “Five nights at Freddy’s, that’s where I want to be, Five nights at Freddy’s.” 

  At that moment the heavens opened up

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  The Devil and Max Devlin 1981

  Watched 02 Apr 2021 11

  This aged well