Kris McEwan

Kris McEwan

Favorite films

  • The Godfather Part II
  • The Godfather
  • GoodFellas
  • Blade Runner

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  • Last Breath

    ★★½

  • Zero Effect

    ★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Strange Brew

    ★★★★

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  • Debbie Does Demons

    Debbie Does Demons

    ★½

    If every Fetlife munch I ever attended fucked every D&D session I’ve ever sat in, this is the baby they’d make.

    I’m not even gonna try to lie, I’m here for Jessa Flux and nothing else.

  • Starve Acre

    Starve Acre

    ★★★★½

    Rosemary’s Bunny

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  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    Never forget - Matthew Broderick has killed more people than Godzilla.

  • The Exorcist: Believer

    The Exorcist: Believer

    ½

    Remember back around the time of George Washington, when David Gordon Green was the hot shit, flavour of the month, indie film director?

    Remember how he went out of his way in interviews to slam other indie filmmakers?

    The one that sticks out in my mind, in particular, was Kevin Smith.

    DGG made a point of bringing him up, just to take a dump on him.

    He said something along the lines of “He kind of created a Special Olympics…