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The Substance 2024
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this movie is so fucking ageist it’s lowk hilarious if it wasn’t so creepy. also why was there so much nudity? and NEEDLES???so uncomfortable and every time there was an injection my skin was crawling and i got nauseous and had to look away. my spine hurts my arm hurts just watching it. but really really good depoction of insecurities honestly, a cool black mirror-ish dystopian idea. makes me sad and of course scared of getting old. wow the scene…
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Pitch Perfect 2 2015
it’s ab this singing group that competes against other countries and there’s drama with a new girl it’s kinda funny idk i probably don’t get it bc i didn’t watch it when i was younger but the songs are good
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Pride & Prejudice 2005
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along with many new austin powers quotes, the newest addition to my vocabulary is you have bewitched me, my mind body and soul!!!!! how is this movie so romantic with so little actual bonding/conversations and NO KISSING. i feel like i always end up hating the main character and he’s always ugly even though i know they’re gonna end up together. movie reminded me of little women in a way but i just love the sibling relations. the scene where…
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Saltburn 2023
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gosh it’s 3am and i’m still such deep in thought about this. evil. genius. perverted. fantastic. disgusting. awesome. terrible. amazing. the mixture of beautiful cinematography and intriguing story and fantastic acting with random, unbearably hard to watch, disgusting and seemingly pointless details make it so so intriguing and amazing yet i hate it all the same. reminds me of midsommar in the way it’s so heavy and random and sexualized but the twist at the end has so much genius…
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