Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Dec 2024

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  Queer 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Dec 2024

  Fine, I’m gay again.

  Drew Starkey is so incomprehensibly and inhumanely beautiful I physically could not bear the sight of him. Genuinely had to avert my eyes for fear I’d spontaneously combust. Caught maybe 70% of the film.

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Apr 2024

  inside of you there are three wolves … and they’re licking and sucking on each other

  i’m so dead serious i need a stanford trigger warning

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  The Tree of Life 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Apr 2024 2

  asmr has gone too far

  contrived and fraught with a cerebral insincerity, yet somehow not entirely ineffective ??

  genuinely HOW do brad pitt and jessica chastain produce a child that mf ugly