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Anora 2024
I’m so glad the movie theatre didn’t lose power 15 minutes before the end of the movie and I’m so glad I didn’t have to watch those last 15 minutes on a website that translated the Russian into a language of which I didn’t understand and I’m so glad that I didn’t think that despite me not understanding the entirety of the final moments I thought Miley Madison deserved an Oscar and I’m definitely so glad that I’m not married to the son of a Russian oligarch because that like definitely seems awful
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The Lighthouse 2019
I hated this movie so much that I joined this app. The only redeeming quality is Robert Pattinson’s moustache
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Gone Girl 2014
This movie was so good that I enjoyed it even though B*n Affl*ck is the main character. I’ve found myself searching for that “Gone Girl Feeling” where I know nothing of the movie before seeing it and get thrown about each of its twists and turns unaware of where the rollercoaster ride of a film is heading next. I’m too lazy to google it but I hope Rosamund Pike won an award or something for this
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