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“Are you trying to save my soul?”

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Fall
  • The Green Knight
  • Dead Poets Society

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  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★★★★

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    ★★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

    ★★★★

    “I freed his wretched head from his miserable shoulders”

    They couldn’t have chosen a more perfect actor for Thranduil


    Smaug is so full of himself but he’s basically a child compared to Ancalagon

  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    ★★★★½

    surviving on those few second scenes of Lee Pace as Thranduil until The Desolation of Smaug

    *the rating is for comfort, nostalgia, and based on the fact that I am emotionally attached

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  • Rivals

    Rivals

    ★★★★½

    I have been thinking about this show for a week straight

    update: WE’RE GETTING SEASON 2!!!

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    Mikey deserved that oscar so so much