Favorite films

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Sep 2024

  first time in the movie theater <3

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★½ Watched 28 Aug 2024

  if i were writing a movie and came to realize i needed to insert a third act monologue with a character explaining the plot to the audience i would simply start over from scratch

Popular reviews

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  Stoker 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Feb 2020

  if i was india stoker i would've simply ran away with my sexy uncle

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★ Watched 16 Dec 2021

  1 star for arian moayed 🥵🥵🥵
  1 star for willem dafoe 😜😜😜
  1 star for my bestie andrew garfield 🥰🥰🥰
  and minus 3 stars because disney just wanted to cash in on the multiverse and the plot makes zero fucking sense 😭😭🔫

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