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everything is a dune allegory if you think hard enough

Favorite films

  • Bridget Jones's Diary
  • Moulin Rouge!
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Pitch Perfect

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  • Red Eye

    ★★★

  • Burlesque

    ★★★★

  • One Day

    ★★★★½

  • The Decoy Bride

    ★★★

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  • Red Eye

    Red Eye

    ★★★

    30 rock ass movie

  • Burlesque

    Burlesque

    ★★★★

    she is living every girls dream (dating a gay guy)

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  • Atropia

    Atropia

    ★★★★

    when he said the “are you trying to have twins” line my hand flew to my mouth so fast the guy next to me gave me a dirty look. cannot believe dua lipa is getting that for free im sick. i know that wasnt really the point of this movie but yeah

  • If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

    If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

    ★★★★

    ohhhh my GODDDDD most punt-able child in cinematic history she should’ve been allowed to buy a gun. also the way rose byrne was able to just show exactly what it looks/feels like when you’re not sleeping and are so tired you can’t keep your eyes open but have to keep doing things was just so visceral